Quote of the Day

Burns' Heir6

“Due to my hectic schedule and lethargic sperm, I never fathered an heir.  Now, I have no one to leave my enormous fortune to, no one.” – C.M. Burns
“Ah-hem.” – Mr. Smithers
“You, Smithers?  Oh, no, my dear friend.  I’ve planned a far greater reward for you.  When I pass on, you shall be buried alive with me.” – C.M. Burns
“Oh.  Goody.” – Mr. Smithers

One thought on “Quote of the Day

  1. Still one of the best frames in Simpsons history, which is aided in no small part by Smithers’ reaction.

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