“Aw, they just came for the buffalo wings. But you really got through to me.” – Lisa Simpson “Oh, good. I figure, if you’ve got something special to say, you have to share it with the world.” – Jazz Musician “Yeah, while you still can. Thanks.” – Lisa Simpson “Damn, that felt like a sale.” – Jazz Musician This week’s Reading Digest is loaded with Simpsons inspired pieces of creativity. We’ve got everything from a small drawing to a gigantic sand sculpture, as well as cheap laughs and honest-to-Jebus highfalutin music of the choral and jazz varieties. There’s also a…
Day: June 8, 2012
Quote of the Day
“Due to my hectic schedule and lethargic sperm, I never fathered an heir. Now, I have no one to leave my enormous fortune to, no one.” – C.M. Burns “Ah-hem.” – Mr. Smithers “You, Smithers? Oh, no, my dear friend. I’ve planned a far greater reward for you. When I pass on, you shall be buried alive with me.” – C.M. Burns “Oh. Goody.” – Mr. Smithers