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Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield4

“They got valet parking tonight.” – Homer Simpson
“We can’t drive this up there.  They’ll see the dent.  They’ll see the coat hanger antenna.  Stop the car.  We’re walking.” – Marge Simpson
“But, Marge, valets.  For once maybe someone will call me ‘sir’ without adding, ‘you’re making a scene’.” – Homer Simpson

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