On the Jockey Elves and the Land of Chocolate

“Well, uh, I wish the candy machine wasn’t so picky about taking beat up dollar bills . . . because a lot of workers really like candy.” – Homer Simpson “We understand, Homer.  After all, we are from the land of chocolate.” – Horst “Mmm, the Land of Chocolate.” – Homer Simpson There’s little doubt that “The Principal and the Pauper” is the most infamous episode in the history of the show, in no small part because it was one of the first episodes that was basically 100% boring.  Prior to Armin Tamzarian blazing his way into the history of…

Quote of the Day

“Burns never gives money to anybody.  Just last week I asked him for fifteen hundred dollars.” – Homer Simpson “For what?” – Marge Simpson “Oh, I gotta get the third degree from you too?” – Homer Simpson