“People! People! This man has actually been in outer space!” – Agent
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“This is one small step towards firing your ass!” – Neil Armstrong
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4 responses to “Quote of the Day”
Second comes right after first
True story, I met an astronaut once. I was about 7-8 years old. It was part of a school-wide Q&A thing. Having no tact I guess, I asked him if any astronauts died while on mission with him. He got very solemn, answered “yes”, kinda just didn’t answer the next few questions, and then left really early. I was later reprimanded for my quest and I felt like complete shit for asking, but I WAS genuinely curious, and figured it was a question he’d be ready for (maybe not from elementary schoolers, though) and had been asked before.
this qotd was about a week to early
Not great timing on my part.