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Tag: Mayored to the Mob
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“Ah, au gratin potatoes. That’s a quality side.” – Mayor Quimby
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“Dear Lord, please make tonight’s production better than Othello with Peter Marshall.” – Ned Flanders
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“Run free, little vermin! The city is yours!” – Mayor Quimby
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“We’ll return for the remainder of the conclusion after these messages.” – TV Announcer “Well, I’d rather get a message than see another lousy commercial.” – Homer Simpson
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“And so, as the rat’s milk is returned to the sewers, the circle of life is complete.” – Kent Brockman
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“Plus, tag team robot wrestling! It’s the mighty robots of Battlestar Galactica versus the gay robots of Star Wars.” – TV Announcer
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“We’re screwed! Use your lightsaber!” – Mayor Quimby “What, and break it? You know, George Lucas makes me pay for these!” – Mark Hamill
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“Gadzooks! Where are my bodyguards?” – Mayor Quimby “Is there anything fluffier than a cloud?” – Bodyguard #1 “If there is, I don’t want to know about it.” – Bodyguard #2
Behind Us Forever: Married To The Blob
"Tell me, how do you feel about forty-five year old virgins who still live with their parents?" – Comic Book Guy "Comb the SweetTarts out of your beard and you’re on." – Comic Babe "Don’t try to change me, baby." – Comic Book Guy [Note: Sorry for the extremely late posting on this one. That kind of week. Compare & Contrast should be along tomorrow.] Over the last ten years or so, Hollywood has become extremely adept at giving "geeks" (for lack of a better term) what they want. The most visible expression of this is the way that comic…
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“People! People! This man has actually been in outer space!” – Agent “Ha! Nobody cares.” – Mrs. Krabappel “This is one small step towards firing your ass!” – Neil Armstrong
Reading Digest: Yup, That Ship Is Still Underwater Edition
“And now, the conclusion of our thousand dollar movie, Roger Corman’s ‘Titanic’.” – TV Announcer “We’re safe now, Clarice. We made it away from that cursed ship.” – B-Movie Guy “Now I can relax and take off this stifling bikini.” – B-Movie Gal Next Sunday is the hundredth anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic. Since there’s apparently some money out there that he still doesn’t have, James Cameron will be re-releasing his movie of the same name. This prompted two links, one of which may be the only time in the coming hundred years that I say something nice…
Harry Shearer Was (Vocally) in Star Wars
“Hey, thanks everybody. You know, I’m here today as Luke Skywalker, but I’m also here to talk about Sprint. As you can see, you stand to save up to seventeen cents a month over the more dependable providers.” – Mark Hamill “Ahh, talk about Star Wars!” – Data Here’s your fun trivia fact of the day: Harry Shearer did voice work for the original Star Wars movie! He’s not sure who he was, but he did come in and record a few lines for them. I had never heard this before, and it’s not on his IMDb page, but confirmation…
Crazy Noises: Mayored to the Mob
“Thank you, Fat Tony. However, in the future, I would prefer a nondescript briefcase to the sack with a dollar sign on it.” – Mayor Quimby For the third summer in a row, we at the Dead Homer Society are looking to satisfy your off-season longing for substandard commentary on substandard Simpsons. This summer we’ll be looking at Season 10. Why Season 10? Because we’ve already done Seasons 8 and 9 and we can’t put it off any longer. Prior to Season 10, we watched as the show started falling over, this is when it fell over. And while the…
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“Just remember, you represent the office of the mayor. So always comport yourself in a manner befitting- quick, honk at that broad! [Wolf whistle] Good work Simpson, I couldn’t be happier with the way that went.” – Mayor Quimby