“Mr. Burns, I think he’s dead.” – Mr. Smithers
“Oh, dear, send a ham to his widow.” – C.M. Burns
“Mmm, ham.” – Ghost of Homer
“No, wait, he’s alive!” – Mr. Smithers
“Oh, good, cancel the ham.” – C.M. Burns
“D’oh!” – Homer Simpson

[Whoops, mis-scheduled this one.]