“Question: Is your name Ridley Scott or James Cameron?” – Comic Book Guy
“No, it’s Homer.” – Homer Simpson
“Then I will thank you to stop peering at my screenplay, Homer. And if I see a movie where computers threaten our personal liberties, I will know that you stole my idea.” – Comic Book Guy
“I’m just waiting for my kid.” – Homer Simpson
“Mental note, steal his idea.” – Homer’s Brain
Wow, two residents of Springfield who don’t know each other!
Admittedly, this one’s sort of an alternate take on Krusty’s classic “If this is anyone but Steve Allen, you’re stealing my bit!”