“I can’t believe you’re giving up church, Homer.” – Marge Simpson
“Hey, what’s the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn’t God everywhere?” – Homer Simpson
“Amen, brother.” – Bart Simpson
“And don’t you think that the Almighty has better things to worry about than where one little guy spends one measly hour of his week?” – Homer Simpson
“Tell it, Daddy!” – Bart Simpson
“And what if we picked the wrong religion? Every week we’re just making God madder and madder.” – Homer Simpson
“Testify!” – Bart Simpson
Happy 20th Anniversary to “Homer the Heretic”! Original airdate 8 October 1992.
“I’m never going to church again!”
“Homer! Are you actually giving up your faith?”
“No! No no no no no no… Well, yes.”
Rev. Lovejoy: Homer, I’d like you to remember Matthew 7:26.
“A foolish man who who built his house on sand.”
Homer: And YOU remember… Matthew ………… 21:17!
Rev. Lovejoy: “And he left them and went out of the city into
Bethany and he lodged there”?
Homer: Yeah… [regains his nerve] Think about it!