“I can’t believe you’re giving up church, Homer.” – Marge Simpson
“Hey, what’s the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn’t God everywhere?” – Homer Simpson
“Amen, brother.” – Bart Simpson
“And don’t you think that the Almighty has better things to worry about than where one little guy spends one measly hour of his week?” – Homer Simpson
“Tell it, Daddy!” – Bart Simpson
“And what if we picked the wrong religion? Every week we’re just making God madder and madder.” – Homer Simpson
“Testify!” – Bart Simpson
Happy 20th Anniversary to “Homer the Heretic”! Original airdate 8 October 1992.
Dead Homer Society 
2 responses to “Quote of the Day”
“I’m never going to church again!”
“Homer! Are you actually giving up your faith?”
“No! No no no no no no… Well, yes.”
Rev. Lovejoy: Homer, I’d like you to remember Matthew 7:26.
“A foolish man who who built his house on sand.”
Homer: And YOU remember… Matthew ………… 21:17!
Rev. Lovejoy: “And he left them and went out of the city into
Bethany and he lodged there”?
Homer: Yeah… [regains his nerve] Think about it!