“Captain’s log, stardate sixty-fifty-one, had trouble sleeping last night. My hiatal hernia is acting up. The ship is drafty and damp. I complain but, nobody listens.” – Captain Kirk “Star Trek XII: So Very Tired. See the original cast in their latest, greatest adventure.” – TV Announcer “Captain, Klingons off the starboard bow.” – Mr. Sulu “Again with the Klingons. Mr. Scott, give me full power.” – Captain Kirk “It’s no good, captain, I canna reach the control panel.” – Mr. Scott Happy (belated) 20th Anniversary to “Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie”. Original airdate 3 November 1992. (Got lost in…
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .