“Mr. Simpson, I was just going through your garbage and I couldn’t help overhearing that you need a babysitter.  Of course, being a highly skilled attorney, my fee is one hundred and seventy-five dollars an hour.” – Lionel Hutz
“We pay eight dollars for the night and you can take two popsicles out of the freezer.” – Homer Simpson
“Three.” – Lionel Hutz
“Two.” – Homer Simpson
“Okay two, and I get to keep this old birdcage.” – Lionel Hutz
“Done.” – Homer Simpson
“Still got it.” – Lionel Hutz