5 responses to “Quote of the Day”

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   abra cadaver

   3 January 2013

   ……..You may remember me from such TV spinoffs as “Son of Sanford and Son” and “AfterMannix.”………

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      abra cadaver

      3 January 2013

      “Tell her her rump’s as big as the Queen’s, and twice as fragrant.”

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   Frank

   3 January 2013

   You know it’s a sad day when you’d rather watch episodes of Love-Matic Grampa instead of the newer SImpsons episodes

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   D.N.

   3 January 2013

   “…oh, I might as well come clean with you. I ain’t too good at talking to women, and I really wanted to do you, so I brought along the love tester to help me. As you may have guessed, it’s inhabited by the ghost of my friend’s dead father.”

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      Charlie Sweatpants

      3 January 2013

      ” As you may have guessed, it’s inhabited by the ghost of my friend’s dead father.”

      Love that line. It’s so wonderfully television-y.