Reading Digest: Joining the Club Edition

“But we’ve already bought five Golden Globe awards!” – Studio Executive “I don’t make movies to win awards!  Especially now that I have two Oscars.” – Mel Gibson As has been reported widely on Twitter and lesser outfits like British newspapers (synergy!), “The Longest Daycare” was nominated for one of those twinkly statues respectable celebrities are always holding.  I have no idea whether it will win or not, though David Silverman would be foolish not to already be working on a speech.  Regardless, it’s a great short, and if it’s going to get a phony accolade, why not the one…

Quote of the Day

“If you feel so bad about yourself, there’s always things you can do to feel better.” – Marge Simpson “Take another bath in malt liquor?” – Homer Simpson “There’s that.” – Marge Simpson