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“This is where we store Ann Landers and Dear Abby for their twenty-three hours of daily sleep.” – Tour Guide
“My advice is to free us or let us die.” – Ann Landers

4 responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. Thrillho Avatar

    Knew it!

    1. Charlie Sweatpants Avatar
      Charlie Sweatpants

      Yeah, I bumped the one that was originally scheduled for today. I was just glad I hadn’t used it before.

  2. Mike Amato Avatar

    Typing into Google, figuring this quote must be because she just died, I mistyped ‘Dear Abby’ as ‘Dead Abby.’ Ooooh…

  3. RaikoLives Avatar
    RaikoLives

    Recently, Dead Homer Society has been my best source for celebrity news. You guys always manage to get a relevant quote from The Simpsons up before I hear the news its about. Neil Armstrong, dude from Welcome Back Kotter, a bunch of others who I totally should remember but don’t. Screw TMZ and ET. DHS is all the celebrity news I need!