Reading Digest: Imaginary People Edition

“Any words for the Christmas thief, if he’s watching?” – Kent Brockman “Uh, yes, Kent.  Hello, jerk, we may never find you, and we should probably all stop looking.  But one thing’s for sure, you do exist.” – Homer Simpson “Strong words.  Strong, bewildering words.” – Kent Brockman The American media is having a small meltdown at the moment over the fact that it got rolled by one or possibly two not very bright football players at well documented bullshit factory Notre Dame.  As usual when something bizarre happens, there’s a way to connect it to The Simpsons, in this…

Quote of the Day

“This is where we store Ann Landers and Dear Abby for their twenty-three hours of daily sleep.” – Tour Guide “My advice is to free us or let us die.” – Ann Landers