Quote of the Day

Homer the Vigilante10

“Wake up, Dad!  Wake up!  There was a burglar and he took my saxophone!” – Lisa Simpson
“Woo-hoo!” – Homer Simpson
“And our portable TV!” – Bart Simpson
“D’oh!” – Homer Simpson

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  1. “Dad, this means we can no longer watch Modern Family on vacation!” “Woo hoo, this is the greatest day of my life! I’m the king of the world! I am so smart, too smart for that show, even when I mistake a chew toy for a newspaper, S-M-R-T!” “We also can’t watch Revolution on vacation!” “D’oh!

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