“My friends call me Bleeding Gums.” – Bleeding Gums Murphy
“Eww, how’d you get a name like that?” – Lisa Simpson
“Well, lemme put it this way, you ever been to the dentist?” – Bleeding Gums Murphy
“Yeah.” – Lisa Simpson
“Not me.  I suppose I should go to one, but I got enough pain in my life as it is.” – Bleeding Gums Murphy