“Ralph thinks I like him, but I only gave him a valentine cause I felt sorry for him.” – Lisa Simpson
“Ah, sweet pity, where would my love life have been without it?” – Homer Simpson
Happy 20th Anniversary to “I Love Lisa”! Original airdate: 11 February 1993.
Dead Homer Society 
One response to “Bonus Quote of the Day”
“Six simple words: I’m not gay, but I’ll learn.”