Quote of the Day

Homer vs Patty & Selma7

“To Homer, and to Sgt. Pepper, who’s growing out of the middle of your back.” – Barney Gumble
“Uh, Barn, you gotta unwrap the plastic before you smoke these.” – Moe

2 thoughts on “Quote of the Day

  1. This is just another chapter in the pointless rivalry between Springfield and Shelbyville: They built a mini mall, we built a bigger mini mall; they built a football stadium, so we burned down their city hall. They said they would drug our water, but they didn’t have the guts! Oh oh, it’s happening again!

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