Quote of the Day

Bart Gets an F6

“Who would’ve thought that pushing a boy into the girls’ lavatory could be such a thrill?  The screams, the humiliation, the fact that it wasn’t me!  I’ve never felt so alive!” – Martin Prince

One thought on “Quote of the Day

  1. “…the potential for mischief varies inversely with one’s proximity to the authority figure!” – Martin
    “Well, yeah, but don’t say it like that!” – Bart

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