Tag: Bart Gets an F

“Hey, Bart dude! Whoa, you look freaked.” – Otto“Hey, Otto man, I got a big test that I am not ready for! Could you please crash the bus or something?” – Bart Simpson“Oh, sorry, little buddy, can’t do it on purpose. But, hey, maybe you’ll get lucky!” – Otto

“Bart Simpson, is your book report on Treasure Island ready?” – Mrs. Krabappel “Is it ready? Ha! What a question! Fellow students, prepare to be dazzled! . . . Well, as Mrs. Krabappel already mentioned, the name of the book that I read was Treasure Island. It’s about these pirates . . . Pirates with patches over their eyes . . . and shiny gold teeth . . . and green birds on their shoulders. Did I mention this book was written by a guy named Robert Louis Stevenson? And published by the good people at McGraw Hill. So, in…

“I think you may be on the mend. Is there anything else I can get you?” – Marge Simpson “Hmm, perhaps the TV?” – Bart Simpson “Of course. Homer!” – Marge Simpson “What?” – Homer Simpson “Bring the television up! Bart’s got his vision back!” – Marge Simpson “D’oh! Wish I had amoria phlebitis.” – Homer Simpson

“Alright, let’s have a look see at your study area.” – Martin Prince “Study area?” – Bart Simpson “Yes, your sanctuary from the hurly-burly of modern life.” – Martin Prince “Well, there’s a desk under that junk over there.” – Bart Simpson “Oh, no, no, no, no, this won’t do at all. We’re going to have to clean up this room. And we’ll clearly need a few ferns in here. No study area is complete without adequate plant life.” – Martin Prince

“I’ve been failing a lot of tests recently.” – Bart Simpson “Yuh-huh.” – Otto “And now they’re talking about holding me back in the fourth grade if I don’t shape up.” – Bart Simpson “That’s it? Hey, relax, man. It could end up being the best thing that ever happened to you. I got held back in the fourth grade myself, twice! And look at me, man: now I drive the school bus!” – Otto

“Oh, the little tiger tries so hard. Why does he keep failing?” – Marge Simpson “Just a little dim, I guess.” – Homer Simpson

“Bart!  You haven’t been paying attention to a word I said, have you?” – Mrs. Krabappel “Yes, ma’am.” – Bart Simpson “Well then, what did I say?” – Mrs. Krabappel “Uh . . . straighten up and fly right?” – Bart Simpson “That was a lucky guess!” – Mrs. Krabappel

  “Otto, you know I respect you.  I mean, You always let us throw stuff at cars and try to tip the bus on sharp turns.” – Bart Simpson “Damn thing never goes over, does it?” – Otto

“Marge, could you get me another beer, please?” – Homer Simpson “In a second, Homer, Lisa has some good news.” – Marge Simpson “He doesn’t care, Mom.” – Lisa Simpson “Sure I do, I just want to have a beer while I’m caring.” – Homer Simpson

“Who would’ve thought that pushing a boy into the girls’ lavatory could be such a thrill?  The screams, the humiliation, the fact that it wasn’t me!  I’ve never felt so alive!” – Martin Prince