"Is he well enough for me to start mothering him unbearably, doctor?" – Marge Simpson
"Better let him rest up a while first." – Dr. Hibbert
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An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .
"Is he well enough for me to start mothering him unbearably, doctor?" – Marge Simpson
"Better let him rest up a while first." – Dr. Hibbert
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Bart has big feet.
My favorite from this episode is…
Marge: “…’If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all.'”
Homer: “Will that hold up in court?!”
Lionel Hutz: “No, I’ve tried it before!”
Lionel Hutz: “Uh oh. We’ve drawn Judge Snyder.”
Marge: “Is that bad?”
Lionel Hutz: “He’s had it in for me ever since I kind’ve ran over his dog.”
Marge: “You did?”
Lionel Hutz: “Well, replace the word kind’ve, with the word repeatedly, and the word dog, with son.”
Phil Hartman’s perfect delivery kills me every time. The whole episode is fantastic. Especially the two different versions of events.
Burns: “What are you all looking at me like that for? You believed HIS cock-and-bull story!”
Classic.
Lisa: Excuse me, Mr. Hutz. Are you a shyster?
Hutz: How does a nice little girl like you know a big word like that?
I liked the scene in Wild WIld West where a guy called the Black lawyer a shyster, and the lawyer corrected him with the appropriate racial slur.
I’ve never seen Wild Wild West, but the same thing happened in Enemy of the State.
That should have linked to time 7:01.