8 responses to “Quote of the Day”

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   Thrillho

   21 April 2013

   Bart has big feet.

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   ThisCannotBeTheFuture

   21 April 2013

   My favorite from this episode is…

   Marge: “…’If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all.’”
   Homer: “Will that hold up in court?!”
   Lionel Hutz: “No, I’ve tried it before!”

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      RaikoLives

      21 April 2013

      Lionel Hutz: “Uh oh. We’ve drawn Judge Snyder.”
      Marge: “Is that bad?”
      Lionel Hutz: “He’s had it in for me ever since I kind’ve ran over his dog.”
      Marge: “You did?”
      Lionel Hutz: “Well, replace the word kind’ve, with the word repeatedly, and the word dog, with son.”

      Phil Hartman’s perfect delivery kills me every time. The whole episode is fantastic. Especially the two different versions of events.

      Burns: “What are you all looking at me like that for? You believed HIS cock-and-bull story!”

      Classic.

   2. 

      Bob*

      21 April 2013

      Lisa: Excuse me, Mr. Hutz. Are you a shyster?
      Hutz: How does a nice little girl like you know a big word like that?

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         Monty Python Forever

         22 April 2013

         I liked the scene in Wild WIld West where a guy called the Black lawyer a shyster, and the lawyer corrected him with the appropriate racial slur.

         1. 

            Hannah

            23 April 2013

            I’ve never seen Wild Wild West, but the same thing happened in Enemy of the State.

            1. 

               Hannah

               23 April 2013

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                  Hannah

                  23 April 2013

                  That should have linked to time 7:01.