“What began as a traditional soccer riot has escalated into a city wide orgy of destruction. Reacting swiftly, Mayor Quimby has declared mob rule. So, for the next several years, it’s every family for itself.” – Kent Brockman
“Excuse me, sir, I think you’ve got my TV. Sir?” – Ned Flanders
Good analogy for the NRA, I guess everybody not a criminal needs a gun, lol.
– Were you on my roof last night stealing my weather vane?
– This interview is over!
That’s not the TV inspector