“Maybe he needs some real friends.” – Marge Simpson
“Sure, we’d all love some real friends, Marge. But what are the odds of that happening?” – Chief Wiggum
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An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .
“Help! She’s touching my special area!”
Beat me to it.
This is a pretty rad Season 9 episode. I like
Ralph: “But I thought we were friends.”
Bart: “Sorry, Ralph.”
shortly followed by…
Bart: “But I thought we were friends!”
Kearney(?): “Yeah, well, I hope the irony isn’t lost on you.”
Simpson, go kiss virtual ass!
Kinda makes me sad that Chief Wiggum doesn’t have any real friends either, y’know. Sure he’s an incompetent, corrupt chief of police, who responds to calls where, in other towns he probably wouldn’t have to, and whose genitals have become withered and useless thanks to years of watching cable tv, but still. Everyone needs some friends. Even Homer has friends. Now I’m gonna go watch the Simpsons Spinoff Showcase for the Wiggum P.I. bit.
Is he Chief of police anymore? Oh, he is. Because I surely didn’t see it in Chief of Hearts, when he suddenly became very gay friends with Homer for no reason.
I haven’t watched regularly since for many seasons, so I don’t think I can accurately answer your question. I am, however, sure that at least his men appreciate the work he does, especially when he lets them hold their gun on the side, for their birthday, since it looks cool.
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