Reading Digest: The Homer Edition

“Dad?” – Bart Simpson “What is it, boy?” – Homer Simpson “I thought your car was really cool.” – Bart Simpson “Thanks, boy.  I was waiting for someone to say that.” – Homer Simpson I put Smooth Charlie’s Link of the Week up on Twitter yesterday because some things are too much fun to wait for Friday.  We’ve got three links to it, and if you’re anywhere near Buttonwillow, California tomorrow, you can see it in person.  In addition to that, we’ve got two links involving the old Simpsons arcade game, a molester-y Simpsons van, some excellent fan made stuff,…

Quote of the Day

“A massive tanker has run aground on the central coastline, spilling millions of gallons of oil on Baby Seal Beach.” – Kent Brockman “Oh, no!” – Lisa Simpson “It’ll be okay, honey, there’s lots more oil where that came from.” – Homer Simpson