“Come on, Marge, I want to shake off the dust of this one horse town!  I want to explore the world!  I want to watch TV in a different time zone.  I want to visit strange, exotic malls.  I’m sick of eating hoagies.  I want a grinder, a sub, a foot long hero!  I want to live, Marge!  Won’t you let me live?  Won’t you please?” – Homer Simpson