How Kittens Are Born

“And here comes Snowball II, this is the one we kept.” – Bart Simpson
“Eww.” – Fourth Grade
“We were gonna keep the gray one, but the mother ate her.” – Bart Simpson
“Eww.” – Fourth Grade
“Mrs. Krabappel, he’s traumatizing the children.” – Martin Prince
“As usual, I agree with you, Martin.  Bart, shut that off and take your seat immediately!” – Mrs. Krabappel
“Oh, look, this is really cool.  When I hit reverse, I can make ’em go back in!” – Bart Simpson

13 responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. FireFlower Avatar
    FireFlower

    This is something that was certainly cut out for syndication.

    1. Stan Avatar
      Stan

      Absolutely. I never remembered that scene.
      They also should’ve cut “boogerstrom” as it’s offensive to the Jews. They didn’t. Meh.

      1. Rob K. Avatar
        Rob K.

        (Some) Jewish people write, produce, etc for this show, so….

  2. You might remember me from Avatar

    Oh that’s disgusting. And hilarious.

  3. Chris Avatar
    Chris

    Notice how Wendell has his hand over his mouth? Wendell is the kid who throws up on the bus. What a callback.

    1. Ryan Avatar
      Ryan

      Callback? Do you even know who Wendell is?

  4. RaikoLives Avatar
    RaikoLives

    I love Bart’s face as he’s pointing the remote at the TV. He’s not SUPER happy, he’s just smiling, enjoying the video. To be 10 years old again.

  5. akumatafur Avatar
    akumatafur

    Speaking of unappropiate school videos, how about “Fuzzy bunny’s guide to you know what”?

    Krabappel: “She´s faking it.”

    1. RaikoLives Avatar
      RaikoLives

      *innappropriate /thatguy

  6. ThisCannotBeTheFuture Avatar
    ThisCannotBeTheFuture

    Homer’s personality was never better than it was in seasons 2-3. Here he’s childishly emotionally invested in Bart’s campaign and oblivious to Lisa’s plight, all without having to be “jerk-ass Homer” or a maniac in any other way.

    Minimal zaniness, maximal subtlety.

    1. Red Avatar
      Red

      So the jerk-ass title only applies to the zaniness of it all, right?

      Cause one things I didn’t like about this ep was not Homer’s obliviousness to Lisa, but that he would openly whine about spending any time with her, and nearly go out of his way to act like a dick in front of her (their trip to the museum). Pretty much what his jerk-ass counterpart was prone to do.

      1. ThisCannotBeTheFuture Avatar
        ThisCannotBeTheFuture

        By “jerk-ass Homer” I, at least, mean Homer being loud, over-the-top, and in-your-face Homer. But the fact that he’s not being “jerk-ass Homer” doesn’t imply that his behavior is necessarily pleasant. So I would stand by my above assertion…though I admit the term “jerk-ass” can be a bit misleading.

        1. Red Avatar
          Red

          Ah, I get it.

          And I should change that to “only thing I didn’t like”, as the rest of the ep was fine.

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