Quote of the Day

Bart the Murderer16

“You’re eight hours early for work.  I like that.” – Fat Tony
“Did you kill my principal?” – Bart Simpson
“Uh, Chinese guy with a moustache?” – Fat Tony
“No, my principal!” – Bart Simpson
“That Skinner guy?  No we didn’t kill him.” – Legs

4 thoughts on “Quote of the Day

    1. You wouldn’t happen to know anything about a cigarette truck that got hijacked on Route 401. What’s a truck? Don’t play dumb with me! Come on, sit down, have a drink: the boy makes an excellent Manhattan. Mm, this is good. I’m still going to catch you, though.

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