“You’re eight hours early for work. I like that.” – Fat Tony
“Did you kill my principal?” – Bart Simpson
“Uh, Chinese guy with a moustache?” – Fat Tony
“No, my principal!” – Bart Simpson
“That Skinner guy? No we didn’t kill him.” – Legs
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4 responses to “Quote of the Day”
He is the cancer, and I am the, um… what cures cancer.
You wouldn’t happen to know anything about a cigarette truck that got hijacked on Route 401. What’s a truck? Don’t play dumb with me! Come on, sit down, have a drink: the boy makes an excellent Manhattan. Mm, this is good. I’m still going to catch you, though.
Hah. I remember in that episode skinner didn’t lived with his mother yet!
And he was tough. He actually stood up to Fat Tony and his goons, and threw them out of his office!