“Hey, Bart, I hope there are not hard feelings.” – Fat Tony “Get bent.” – Bart Simpson “I deserve that. Look, I know we let you down, but me and the boys, we still think you’ve got a big future in racketeering and extortion.” – Fat Tony “Sorry, Fat Tony. I used to think your gang was cool, but now I’ve learned that crime doesn’t pay.” – Bart Simpson “Yeah, you’re right.” – Fat Tony Happy birthday, Joe Mantegna!
Tag: Bart the Murderer
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“What have I done to deserve this flat, flavorless Manhattan?” – The Don
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“Some large men to see you, sir.” – Secretary “I don’t have an appointment with any large men.” – Principal Skinner Happy birthday Jo Ann Harris!
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“Hey, boss, here’s the call for the third race.” – Mobster “As they come out of the turn it’s Suffering Succotash by a neck over Yabba Dabba Doo, two lengths back Oh Ain’t I A Stinker and That’s All Folks, I Am What I Am can see them all, but here comes Don’t Have a Cow flying on the outside and at the wire it’s all Don’t Have a Cow!” – Springfield Downs Radio Announcer
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“Relax, Chief, you seem tense. You know, the boy here makes an excellent Manhattan.” – Fat Tony “I’m still gonna put you away, you know.” – Chief Wiggum “Good for you.” – Fat Tony
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“Mr. Simpson, you’ve been the boy’s father for ten years. Do you really think he could be the leader of a murderous criminal syndicate?” – Lionel Hutz “Well, not the leader, I mean . . . Oh, it’s true! It’s true! All the pieces fit!” – Homer Simpson
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“Fat Tony sent me over to pick up the goods.” – Delivery Guy “Right in here, my man.” – Bart Simpson “Hey, kid, you look good with that cigarette. Kinda sophisticated.” – Delivery Guy “Son, I’ll never doubt you again.” – Homer Simpson
Saturday Morning Cartoons
“For the next week, I stayed alive by eating my mother’s delicious preserves; and maintained my sanity by dribbling a nearby basketball with my one free hand. I made a game of it, seeing how many times I could bounce the ball in a day, then trying to break that record.” – Principal Skinner There are usually a lot of easy to spot differences between something that’s done slapdash and something that’s done with creative care. Among the more subtle, are the little, inconsequential details that let you know that the people behind something genuinely gave a shit about what they…
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“Now, please, please! I can assure you we’ll be using the most advanced, scientific techniques in the field of . . . body finding.” – Chief Wiggum
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“Reverend Lovejoy, you’ve come to comfort me?” – Dream Bart “Yes, Bart. There, there. There, there.” – Dream Lovejoy
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“I didn’t order this Skinner guy killed.” – Fat Tony “But aren’t you the head of this gang?” – Prosecutor “No. I just stop by the club occasionally to read the complementary newspaper.” – Fat Tony “Then who is the kingpin, the capo di tutti capi?” – Prosecutor “That’s the guy!” – Fat Tony “Hey!” – Bart Simpson “Forgive me, Don Bartholomew.” – Fat Tony Happy birthday Joe Mantegna!
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“Bart’s been acting very strangely, and that pizza delivery truck has been parked across the street for two weeks. How long does it take to deliver a pizza?” – Marge Simpson “Looks like our cover’s blown.” – FBI Agent #1 “Let’s roll.” – FBI Agent #2
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“I know it’s good for a boy to have a part time job, but I’m not sure about the people Bart’s working for. I think they’re criminals.” – Marge Simpson “A job’s a job. I mean, take me, if my plant pollutes the water and poisons the town, by your logic that would make me a criminal.” – Homer Simpson
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“You wouldn’t happen to know anything about a cigarette truck that got hijacked on Route 401?” – Chief Wiggum “What’s a truck?” – Fat Tony Happy birthday Joe Mantegna!
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“You’re eight hours early for work. I like that.” – Fat Tony “Did you kill my principal?” – Bart Simpson “Uh, Chinese guy with a moustache?” – Fat Tony “No, my principal!” – Bart Simpson “That Skinner guy? No we didn’t kill him.” – Legs
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“Welcome to the chocolate factory, I’m Troy McClure. You probably remember me from such films as The Revenge of Abe Lincoln and The Wackiest Covered Wagon in the West.” – Troy McClure
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“Chief Wiggum, you honor us with your presence.” – Fat Tony “Baloney! I’m not going to rest until one of us is behind bars . . . you.” – Chief Wiggum
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“I see wedding bells for Vanna White and Teddy Kennedy.” – Princess Opal “Please, Princess Opal, if we could just stick to Principal Skinner.” – Chief Wiggum “Chief Wiggum, I am merely a conduit for the spirits. Ah! Willie Nelson will astound his fans by swimming the English Channel.” – Princess Opal “Really, Willie Nelson?” – Chief Wiggum Happy birthday Jo Ann Harris!
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“That Simpson boy is looking at a hundred and eighty years.” – Mr. Smithers “Thank God we live in a country so hysterical over crime that a ten-year-old child can be tried as an adult.” – C.M. Burns Happy 20th Anniversary to “Bart the Murderer”! Original airdate: 10 October 1991.
Bonus Quote of the Day
“Hey, when do we get the check for this?” – Homer Simpson “Well, they said they changed it just enough so they don’t have to pay us.” – Marge Simpson “Oh, you know who the real crooks are? Those sleazy Hollywood producers.” – Homer Simpson Happy birthday James L. Brooks!