“Marge, what do you think?” – Homer Simpson
“It’s nice. But who is this woman?” – Marge Simpson
“Well, right now she’s an out of work cocktail waitress, but she’s going to be a country music super star like, uh . . . that jerk in the cowboy hat, and that dead lady.” – Homer Simpson
“I don’t like you hanging around some cocktail waitress.” – Marge Simpson
“Marge, you make it sound so seamy. All I did was spend the afternoon in her trailer watching her try on some outfits.” – Homer Simpson
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15 responses to “Quote of the Day”
To this day, I still refer to Garth Brooks as “that jerk in the cowboy hat”.
*seedy* – ill mannered, disreputable.
Surprising how often their are misquotes on DHS!
I do a half-assed job around here plenty, but I don’t think I fucked up on this one. He doesn’t say “seedy”, he says “seamy”:
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/seamy – “degraded, sordid ”
Always glad to get corrected, but having just listened to it again, he says “seamy”. Thanks for keeping an eye out.
This is off-topic but I made this today:
Maybe you can use it in your next Reading Digest.
Ha! Definitely.
Wow! What’s that 1990 parody from?
I want to say Tiny Took Adventures? Whatever it is, I know I saw it.
It’s definitely Tiny Toons. The episode was parody of Saturday Night Live and Bart was the guest star.
“Uh, I think I can come over. Lemme ask my wife.”
Just another contributing factor to it being the best episode ever!
I think MG helped write it :)
Yeah! Thanks, Charlie!
Yes the 1990 Bart is from Tiny Toon Adventures. Blard Simpleton was the guest star in the Weekday Afternoon Live episode.
Didn’t Matt Groening write this episode?
*In Chris Farley’s voice*
“You are correct.”
:D