“I am going on a diet. From this day forward, I pledge there will be no pork chop too succulent, no donut too tasty, no pizza too laden with delicious toppings to prevent me from reaching my scientifically determined ideal weight! As God as my witness, I’ll always be hungry again!” – Homer Simpson
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It faded over time, but I love the poetic quality to the first few seasons’ dialogue.
I just read this guys…
Will Bart die? The Simpsons to kill off one of their main characters this season, reveals show producer
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2440187/The-Simpsons-kill-main-characters-season.html
Someone got confused.
From what I heard Family Guy is planning to do that, not Simpsons. Thou I’d bet with anybody anytime this season’s going to be the last.
Good to hear Stan! I sure hope so… Alone Again Natura Diddly came to mind… Sigh.
“Which two popular characters have died in the past year? If you answered Bleeding Gums Murphy and Dr. Marvin Monroe, you’re wrong! They were never popular!”
:D
Omt Shank