Quote of the Day

Brush with Greatness11

“I am going on a diet.  From this day forward, I pledge there will be no pork chop too succulent, no donut too tasty, no pizza too laden with delicious toppings to prevent me from reaching my scientifically determined ideal weight!  As God as my witness, I’ll always be hungry again!” – Homer Simpson

7 thoughts on “Quote of the Day

  1. It faded over time, but I love the poetic quality to the first few seasons’ dialogue.

    1. Someone got confused.
      From what I heard Family Guy is planning to do that, not Simpsons. Thou I’d bet with anybody anytime this season’s going to be the last.

    2. “Which two popular characters have died in the past year? If you answered Bleeding Gums Murphy and Dr. Marvin Monroe, you’re wrong! They were never popular!”

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