Quote of the Day

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“Well, as you can see, when the burglar trips the alarm, the house raises from its foundations and runs down the street, around the corner to safety. . . . Well, the real humans won’t, uh, won’t burn quite so fast in there.” – Professor Frink

5 thoughts on “Quote of the Day

  1. Frinks damn robots. How many times have we watched them catch fire and burn?

    “Why was I programmed to feel pain?!”

      1. You’re right, it was just at the museum the mob set fire too. How come I only remember this now. Probably WAS Frink’s robot, given that all of the high tech robots/inventions in Springfield seem to be Frinks (while the shoddy ones on infomercials are all Dr Nick’s).

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