“Read the back, the back!” – Marge Simpson
“Argh, ’tis some kind of treasure map.” – Blackbeard the Pirate
“You idiot, you can’t read!” – Benedict Arnold
“Aye, ’tis true. My debauchery was my way of compensating.” – Blackbeard the Pirate
Happy 20th Anniversary to “Treehouse of Horror IV”! Original airdate 28 October 1993.