Quote of the Day

“Have you found any dirt on Mary Bailey?” – C.M. Burns “Well, we’ve gone through her garbage.” – Garbologist “We’ve talked to her maid.” – Mudslinger “And so far the only negative thing we have found is from some guy who dated her when she was sixteen.” – Garbologist “Ah, and?” – C.M. Burns “He felt her up.” – Muckraker “Bah, not good enough!” – C.M. Burns Happy birthday Wes Archer!