Quote of the Day

Constellations

“You don’t need a telescope to enjoy astronomy, Bart.  There are all the constellations you’ve heard so much about; there’s Orion, the Swan, the Chariot Race.” – Principal Skinner
“Why don’t they look anything like their names?” – Bart Simpson
“Well, you do have to use your imagination.  Look, there’s the Three Wise Men.” – Principal Skinner

7 thoughts on “Quote of the Day

    1. Yes, but nothing happens then, because everyone is asleep in his comfy, comfy bed.

  1. Reminds me of Penn’s description of The Three Stooges, which is what introduced me to them. I love Penn, Teller and the Stooges.

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