Quote of the Day

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“Selma, this wedding is spinning out of control.  Can we really afford it?  I’ve already run through eight of the ten dollars they gave me when I left prison.” – Sideshow Bob
“Hey, relax, I told you, I got money.  I bought stock in a mace company just before society crumbled.” – Selma Bouvier
“Selma, that’s wonderful!” – Sideshow Bob

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