“Selma, this wedding is spinning out of control. Can we really afford it? I’ve already run through eight of the ten dollars they gave me when I left prison.” – Sideshow Bob
“Hey, relax, I told you, I got money. I bought stock in a mace company just before society crumbled.” – Selma Bouvier
“Selma, that’s wonderful!” – Sideshow Bob

2 responses to “Quote of the Day”
No doubt that stock was valuable, even Burns got caught up in mace frenzy

Uh oh. We gots a repeater~!
http://deadhomersociety.com/2011/06/30/quote-of-the-day-832/