“So, Lenny, let’s say you pull a thorn out of the Pope’s butt and he grants you one wish.  What’ll it be?” – Moe
“Only one, huh?  Well, I’ve always wondered what it would feel like to wear something that’s been ironed.” – Lenny
“Whew, that’d be sweet.  What about you, Moe?” – Carl
“Gee, I was gonna say a night with Joey Heatherton, but an ironed shirt?  Damn, that’s tempting.” – Moe