Reading Digest: Victorious War of the Simpsons Edition

“Okay, fish, you’re probably wondering why I’m still here.  Catching you will make me the most famous fisherman there is, right up there with . . . that . . . the, uh . . . that bald guy on the cable fishing show.” – Homer Simpson This week we have two links looking at various Simpsons Christmas episodes, one to start things and one to end them.  It goes almost without saying that both of them agree with us.  In addition to that, we’ve got several more Christmas links, some excellent usage, more merchandise of various kinds, some fantastic…

Quote of the Day

“So, Lenny, let’s say you pull a thorn out of the Pope’s butt and he grants you one wish.  What’ll it be?” – Moe “Only one, huh?  Well, I’ve always wondered what it would feel like to wear something that’s been ironed.” – Lenny “Whew, that’d be sweet.  What about you, Moe?” – Carl “Gee, I was gonna say a night with Joey Heatherton, but an ironed shirt?  Damn, that’s tempting.” – Moe