Quote of the Day

Much Apu About Nothing11

“I never should’ve bought this button!  Can I have my three dollars back?” – Homer Simpson
“Store credit only.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

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    Should have gone with my gut, hope they offer it up easily.

    Homer pulls the candy from her bottom and promptly eats it.

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