Compare & Contrast: Federal Hardasses

“With rum running hoodlums in the catbird seat, Springfield sent for the one man who could clean up the town and shoot the gangsters: Rex Banner.” – Narrator Who Is Not Walter Winchell These days there are more teevee cop stereotypes than you can shake a nightstick at.  There are the gruff loners who play by their own rules, but they get results, damn it.  There are the emotionally haunted forensics experts.  There are the (always model pretty) lady detectives who are just as tough as the boys.  In the subset of federal teevee cops, we’ve got everything from savvy…

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“Boy, someone’s really gobbling up the juice, sir.” – Mr. Smithers “Excellent, excellent.  Perhaps this energy conservation fad is as dead as the dodo.” – C.M. Burns Happy Birthday Al Jean!