“Oh, man, it’s a miracle we got through that one.  Remind me never to let you on stage again, kid.  Some people got it, and some people don’t.  And you, my young friend, do not have, hold on, I want to finish this thought outside.” – Krusty the Klown
“It’s that kid!” – Crowd Member #1
“It’s the ‘I Didn’t Do It’ guy!” – Crowd Member #2
“He’s mine!  I own him and all the subsidiary rights!” – Krusty the Klown

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Bart Gets Famous”!  Original airdate 3 February 1994.