“I am not cleaning that . . . eh, who am I kidding?” – Marge Simpson Happy (one day belated) birthday, Tracey Ullman! Bonus Ullman:
Year: 2014
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“Otto, man, you’re living in a dumpster?” – Bart Simpson “Oh, man, I wish. Dumpster brand trash bins are top of the line. This is just a Trash-Co waste disposal unit.” – Otto
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“Stand behind the flaming garbage cans! We’ll be letting you into the store seventy people at a time.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon “Let’s just beat him up and take his stuff!” – Kirk van Houten “No, no, no, do not listen to that man. Remain calm. You will all have a chance to be gouged.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
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“That’s it, no more autographs, I gotta go! They’re naming a new sandwich after me at my restaurant.” – Krusty the Klown
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“This is cause I kicked you, isn’t it?” – Homer Simpson
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“I can’t imagine that job of yours is very stimulating.” – Marge Bouvier “But it gives me time to think.” – Homer Simpson “What do you think about?” – Marge Bouvier “Well, girls . . . I mean boys! I, I mean you!” – Homer Simpson
Bea, What Was Birth Like?
“Homey, I think someone is saying hello.” – Marge Simpson Mad Jon’s lovely and talented Mrs. gave birth to a bouncing, baby Beatrice this morning. This is what he texted me: “It’s a boy! And what a boy!” Mother and daughter are both doing well, and I also have an artist’s rendition of Jon right now: Congratulations, parents. You gave your little girl the worst possible birthday. Merry Christmas.
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“Buy me Bonestorm or go to Hell!” – Bart Simpson “Bart!” – Marge Simpson “Young man, in this house we use a little word called ‘please’.” – Homer Simpson
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“Can we open our presents now, Dad?” – Future Gambler “You know the tradition, son. Not till the eighth race.” – Gambler
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“This novelty foam hand is ludicrously oversized. Go swap it for a smaller one.” – C.M. Burns “It is a bit ostentatious, sir. I’ll be right back.” – Mr. Smithers Happy birthday Harry Shearer!
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“And, joining us live via satellite from Vienna, the home of Sigmund Freud, the world’s most famous psychiatrist, to give us an insight into the human mind, Dr. Marvin Monroe.” – Kent Brockman “Hiya.” – Dr. Marvin Monroe
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“God bless you, Bart Simpson. I’d kiss you, but, doctor says I’m sick.” – Poor Violet
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“Gadzooks! Where are my bodyguards?” – Mayor Quimby “Is there anything fluffier than a cloud?” – Bodyguard #1 “If there is, I don’t want to know about it.” – Bodyguard #2
Reading Digest: Everyone Loves “Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire” Edition
♫”Then all the reindeer loved him/ And they shouted out with glee/ Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer/ You’ll go down in history!”♫ – The Simpson Family “Like Attila the Hun!” – Bart Simpson Simpsons Day was on Wednesday this week, and with it being a (relatively) big number, 25 years and all, it got more than the usual attention. So we’ve got a lot of lists and retrospectives mixed in with some usage, a bit of fan art, one hapless defense of Zombie Simpsons, a couple of Hutz tributes, a pre-Simpsons David Silverman project, and several people who used the…
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“I am so bored!” – Bart Simpson “Oh, I can’t wait till we’re teenagers. Then we’ll be happy.” – Milhouse van Houten
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“Cheer up, Homer.” – Bart Simpson “Can’t.” – Homer Simpson “Okay!” – Bart Simpson
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“One ‘Mother’, please.” – Bart Simpson “Wait a minute, how old are you?” – The Happy Sailor “Twenty-one, sir.” – Bart Simpson “Get in the chair.” – The Happy Sailor Happy Simpsons Day, everybody!
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“The city’s even in the celebrity business. Everyone knows Professor Rubbermouth hails from Springfield.” – News on Parade Narrator
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“What do you feel? What’s inside you right now?” – Lisa Simpson “Guts. And black stuff. And about fifty Slim Jims.” – Nelson Muntz
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“Free nose jobs for everybody! You first.” – Dr. Nick “Gimme a Van Heflin.” – Jasper