“Oh, good, Reverend Lovejoy will make Marge take me back.  He has to push the sanctity of marriage or his God will punish him.” – Homer Simpson
“Get a divorce.” – Reverend Lovejoy
“Mmm-hmm.” – Helen Lovejoy
“But isn’t that a sin?” – Marge Simpson
“Marge, just about everything is a sin.  You ever sat down and read this thing?  Technically we’re not allowed to go to the bathroom.” – Reverend Lovejoy

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Secrets of a Successful Marriage”!  Original airdate: 19 May 1994.