“Mrs. van Houten, I’m Bart’s mother. We met in the emergency room when the boys drank paint.” – Marge Simpson
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4 responses to “Quote of the Day”
Hahahahah! It’s like saying ‘Hi, I’m your neighbor, we met at the court over fence issues’… Priceless!
Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly!
Was that line cut in American syndication, because I don’t remember hearing it. Then again, the only thing I remember about this episode is the running gag with Homer’s picture in the dictionary and the scene where Magic Johnson slides into the arms of adoring cheerleaders (which became kinda awkward to laugh at when he announced that he had AIDS).
Why would they cut out a joke about paint drinking? Would that make your child not drink your paint? (I know none that do it bytheway).
They’re nuts.