“Hello, Simpson. My lawyers and I were in the neighborhood and thought we’d stop by.” – C.M. Burns
“Would you like to come in for tea and marshmallow squares?” – Marge Simpson
“Yes, he would.” – Blue Haired Lawyer
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Lawyer jokes practically write themselves, considering their life is a joke.
Don’t sue, I was just kidding.
I rest my case.