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“We got the popcorn!  Did you get ‘Waiting to Exhale’?” – Marge Simpson
“They put us on the ‘Waiting to Exhale’ waiting list, but they said don’t hold your breath.” – Homer Simpson

4 responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. bartcrowe Avatar

    That is such a dad joke

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    Anonymous

    Sadly, it’s easy for me to imagine a laugh track playing immediately after this joke. It just feels… sitcom-y to me, somehow.

    1. Stan Avatar
      Stan

      Fuck you, Dang.

      1. Victor Dang Avatar
        Victor Dang

        You shouldn’t mess with forces that you cannot possibly begin to comprehend, Stan.

        …And I say that only to warn you about ANONYMOUSSE! ooooh…