“They’re singing, Marge! Why aren’t they killing each other?” – Homer Simpson “Yeah, their guns are right there.” – Bart Simpson “Wait, wait, wait, here comes Lee Marvin. Thank God! He’s always drunk and violent.” – Homer Simpson
Tag: All Singing All Dancing
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♫”A singing family, It’s worse than I feared, For hostage purposes, You’re just too weird!”♫ – Snake
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“Why did they have to screw up a perfectly serviceable wagon story with all that fruity signing?” – Homer Simpson
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“Because of you all I’ve got a tune in my head, And the only way to stop it, Is to make you all dead!” – Snake “I knew I should’ve shut that window.” – Homer Simpson
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“We got the popcorn! Did you get ‘Waiting to Exhale’?” – Marge Simpson “They put us on the ‘Waiting to Exhale’ waiting list, but they said don’t hold your breath.” – Homer Simpson
Reading Digest: Great (And Not) Songs Edition
“Singing is the lowest form of communication.” – Homer Simpson “Homer, you sing all the time.” – Marge Simpson “No, I don’t. I hate to rhyme.” – Homer Simpson The first item this week isn’t even a link, it’s just a cute dog sent in by reader David: I just got a new French bulldog puppy not too long ago and of course named her “Beatrice Simmons” after my 2nd favorite episode next to “Lisa’s Substitute”. Aww: I bet Audrey Meadows would love that. (Good work, David.) In terms of regular stuff this week, we’ve got musical entertainment all over…
Crazy Noises: All Singing, All Dancing
Image “borrowed” from here. “We got the popcorn, did you get ‘Waiting to Exhale’?” – Marge Simpson “They put us on the ‘Waiting to Exhale’ waiting list, but they said don’t hold your breath.” – Homer Simpson There’s no new Zombie Simpsons until September at the earliest (October? fingers crossed!), so we’re going to spend the summer overthinking Season 9. Why Season 9? Because we did Season 8 last summer, and Season 9 was when the show started becoming more Zombie than Simpsons. Since we’re too lazy to do audio and too ugly to do video, we’ve booked a “chatroom”…