Quote of the Day

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“Patty, Selma, I’m sorry.” – Homer Simpson
“He’s hugging us, what do we do?” – Selma Bouvier
“Just close your eyes, and think of MacGyver.” – Patty Bouvier

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      1. you know what’s lewd – Grampa almost married Marge’s mom, and eventually married Marge’s sister

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