Selma's Choice14

“Patty, Selma, I’m sorry.” – Homer Simpson
“He’s hugging us, what do we do?” – Selma Bouvier
“Just close your eyes, and think of MacGyver.” – Patty Bouvier

10 responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. Stan Avatar
    Stan

    Why can’t Homer just fuck Selma?

    1. Patty Cash Avatar
      Patty Cash

      He hates both of Marge’s sisters and they don’t like him either.

    2. Dick Steele Avatar
      Dick Steele

      lewd

      1. Frank Avatar
        Frank

        you know what’s lewd – Grampa almost married Marge’s mom, and eventually married Marge’s sister

        1. Frank Avatar
          Frank

          Also CBG dated Skinner’s mom and ex-girlfriend

          1. Frank Avatar
            Frank

            i think one of the writer’s has got a thing for these kinds of things

            1. Sam Simon Avatar
              Sam Simon

              No, no, nobody does, okay? Move along.

        2. Hey Now Avatar
          Hey Now

          Grampa dating Marge’s mom was season 5, tho.

    3. Hey Now Avatar
      Hey Now

      Whoa there.

  2. Stan Avatar
    Stan

    Eventually, they’re going to make an episode about it, right? They just fucking might.

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