“Patty, Selma, I’m sorry.” – Homer Simpson
“He’s hugging us, what do we do?” – Selma Bouvier
“Just close your eyes, and think of MacGyver.” – Patty Bouvier
“Patty, Selma, I’m sorry.” – Homer Simpson
“He’s hugging us, what do we do?” – Selma Bouvier
“Just close your eyes, and think of MacGyver.” – Patty Bouvier
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10 responses to “Quote of the Day”
Why can’t Homer just fuck Selma?
He hates both of Marge’s sisters and they don’t like him either.
lewd
you know what’s lewd – Grampa almost married Marge’s mom, and eventually married Marge’s sister
Also CBG dated Skinner’s mom and ex-girlfriend
i think one of the writer’s has got a thing for these kinds of things
No, no, nobody does, okay? Move along.
Grampa dating Marge’s mom was season 5, tho.
Whoa there.
Eventually, they’re going to make an episode about it, right? They just fucking might.