8 responses to “Quote of the Day”

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   Frank

   22 January 2015

   didn’t realize that this was the same joke as homer’s old principal (Dondelinger) thinking of all the women he could’ve talked to but didn’t.

   It was funny when Marge does it, but not when Dondelinger does it.

   Probably because
   1) We don’t know what Marge is thinking about; yet Dondelinger describes each opportunity
   2) We know Marge, and love Marge so we share in her enjoyment; Dondelinger? No one knows him really, so you can’t really relate to him
   3) Look how content Marge looks; Dondelinger looked full of regret – I mean, I guess I would have been regretful too, but regret doesn’t translate well into comedy

   1. 

      Stan

      22 January 2015

      4) The latter was from ZS. This is what you get when you use a is-that-a-plunger-stuck-to-your-head joke too early in the show.

   2. 

      Ryan

      22 January 2015

      ” regret doesn’t translate well into comedy”

      can you just admit you couldn’t think of a third reason but wanted to bash zombie simpsons anyway

      1. 

         Frank

         22 January 2015

         i admit nothing!

         1. 

            Ryan

            22 January 2015

            don’t try to mask your regret with humor, that wouldn’t be funny, remember?

            1. 

               Stan

               23 January 2015

               Burn!

               ….I have nothing better to do.

               1. 

                  Frank

                  23 January 2015

                  i know you are but what am I?

                  1. 

                     Frank

                     23 January 2015

                     a Garbage man