Quote of the Day

The Way We Was21

“This year’s topic is, Resolved: The national speed limit should be lowered to fifty-five miles per hour.” – Mrs. Blumenstein
“Fifty-five?  That’s ridiculous!  Sure, it’ll save a few lives.  But millions will be late!” – Homer Simpson
“Why don’t you take con.” – Mrs. Blumenstein

15 thoughts on “Quote of the Day”

          1. How does it feel to want to find out more about another person, motherfucker?

  1. I couldn’t give a damn about this kerfuffle either way, but usually when you roll over someone’s name, if they have a WordPress account, a box will show up with their real username, and presumably Stan has one, for a box DOES show up in the link above when you hover over his name, with the username “gravatarmysteryman”.

    Someone has obviously faked Stan’s appearances in today’s and yesterday’s quotes, for no box shows up when you rollover Stan’s name. Ditto for jbwarner86 yesterday, even. Oh, and I’m commenting as Anonymous. Never thought I’d see the day when being honest about your anonymity would give you a leg up, but there you go.

    1. I feel as if these people are taking the whole Stan fiasco too seriously. I’m assuming that it’s two different people, unless Stan is just doing this for attention. I dunno.

      1. The mysterygravatar thing shows up on both; none have an account. It’s impossible to tell the difference. Uh oh.

              1. I think the moral we can take away from all this is that there’s a little bit of Stan in all of us. Amen.

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