The Way We Was21

“This year’s topic is, Resolved: The national speed limit should be lowered to fifty-five miles per hour.” – Mrs. Blumenstein
“Fifty-five?  That’s ridiculous!  Sure, it’ll save a few lives.  But millions will be late!” – Homer Simpson
“Why don’t you take con.” – Mrs. Blumenstein

15 responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. Ah Hee Hee Hee Avatar
    Ah Hee Hee Hee
    1. Ah Hee Hee Hee Avatar
      Ah Hee Hee Hee

      *Happened.

      1. Fortnight Avatar
        Fortnight

        “Don’t cry for me”? “Too much praise”? Pompous.

        1. Stan Avatar
          Stan

          I’m very, very attention-seeking =)

          1. You're just some random motherfucker Avatar
            You’re just some random motherfucker

            How does it feel to want to find out more about another person, motherfucker?

            1. Hmspinafore Avatar
              Hmspinafore

              Okay, there’s no need to swear.

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    Anonymous

    I couldn’t give a damn about this kerfuffle either way, but usually when you roll over someone’s name, if they have a WordPress account, a box will show up with their real username, and presumably Stan has one, for a box DOES show up in the link above when you hover over his name, with the username “gravatarmysteryman”.

    Someone has obviously faked Stan’s appearances in today’s and yesterday’s quotes, for no box shows up when you rollover Stan’s name. Ditto for jbwarner86 yesterday, even. Oh, and I’m commenting as Anonymous. Never thought I’d see the day when being honest about your anonymity would give you a leg up, but there you go.

    1. Hmspinafore Avatar
      Hmspinafore

      I feel as if these people are taking the whole Stan fiasco too seriously. I’m assuming that it’s two different people, unless Stan is just doing this for attention. I dunno.

      1. Joey Avatar
        Joey

        The mysterygravatar thing shows up on both; none have an account. It’s impossible to tell the difference. Uh oh.

        1. Stan Avatar
          Stan

          The funniest thing is the REAL Stan quit last summer.

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            Anonymous

            nice try real stan

            1. Inception Avatar
              Inception

              Just read my name to summarize the comments on this site.

            2. Stan Avatar
              Stan

              Your gravatar thing does the same thing. What tells you’re not Stan?

              1. The Summarizer Avatar
                The Summarizer

                I think the moral we can take away from all this is that there’s a little bit of Stan in all of us. Amen.

                1. Stan Avatar
                  Stan

                  I think you should shut up and stop interpreting other users’ words, imposter.